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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Australia's Qantas to close budget airline Jetstar Asia - BBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

'Disconnected' tyre should force Spanish GP strategy variety - The Race

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

How do I develop the patience to read books?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

EchoStar could threaten bankruptcy over FCC inquiry - Light Reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

No way

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

share office space ...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Major sugar substitute found to impair brain blood vessel cell function, posing potential stroke risk - Medical Xpress

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

9 Pro Comparisons for Top Prospects After the 2025 NHL Draft Combine - Bleacher Report

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Reddit sues Anthropic, alleging its bots accessed Reddit more than 100,000 times since last July - The Verge

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...