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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
No way
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share office space ...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
No go.
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...